Openly Gay lesbian Los Angeles, California

I'm considered a very courteous and sweet person.. most people find me sarcastically funny (or freaking annoying, same difference), but if you are one of the following or some sort of combination of them,
PLEASE DON'T SEND MESSAGES,KISSES, OR ATTEMPTS TO CHAT WITH ME IN THE CHATROOM IF:
1). You have a penis. (detachables not included in this category)
2). You want to cyber with me.
3). You have some sort of asian fetish.
4). You want a threesome. (Unless you and your gf/female friend/female f*ck buddy are super hot and my gf approves, which she won't)
5). You have mental problems and or love the drama game.
6). You think I'm especially mean to you. If that's the case, it's probably because I think you are stupid/retarded/dramatic/annoying.

Gender: Lesbian
Openness: Openly Gay
Status: Single - Never Been Married
Age / Ethnicity: 30, Other Ethnicity
Sun Sign: Pisces
Location: Los Angeles, California
Region: US-Southwest
Seeking: Just Looking for Now
Lives: I Live Alone

Looks: Some Find Me Attractive
Hair / Eyes: Brown / Brown
Body: Athletic
Height: Taller Than Average

Smoking: I'm a Lite Smoker
Drinking: I Drink Socially / Occasionally
Religion: Buddhist
Education: Bachelors Degree
Children: I Don't Have Children